Addi Hope
radalienass:

He really knows the way to my heart

radalienass:

He really knows the way to my heart

diofrenzy13:

we should go into recombinant DNA because I’d like to get in your genes.

OR

Are you familiar with recombinant DNA? Because I could do some amazing things in your genes.

"Baby, I’ll make you scream like a Nazgul"
teebowtheewok:

This guy surely has some pick up lines for u. on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/116350559/via/Dani_San987

teebowtheewok:

This guy surely has some pick up lines for u. on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/116350559/via/Dani_San987

I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW

I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW

thisposterisironic:

Monstrumolo-gist: HEY bæ, are you the Hubble Telescope? Because I’d love to watch that ass orbit round and round…

Me: Do they exert a disproportionate gravitational force, or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?

Monstrumolo-gist: You put the ass back in asstrophysics

Me: Sadly I don’t have…

Every single one of these…

Baby, life’s like Tetris and I’m that long block you’ve been waiting all your life for.
Anonymous

not-great-but-butter:

Well I know just the right spot where you’ll fit

PHMIGOD!!!!

lovelypixierose:

that’ll do it…..

Yes

lovelypixierose:

that’ll do it…..

Yes
Hey, boy, are you an anthropologist?

debussy-cat-dolls:

'Cuz you've sure got me homo erectus. ;3

redlipsrevolution:

Are you a quantum tunneling particle? Because your penetration depth is impressive. 

Hahaha

la-vie-selon-moi:

Baby, you accesorize better than a bacterium with extrachromosomal elements

meme4u:

ToysRUs’ conspiracy


Haha…. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

meme4u:

ToysRUs’ conspiracy

Haha…. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

prettysuicidal:

TRIGGER WARNING - Enter With Caution

prettysuicidal:

TRIGGER WARNING - Enter With Caution

My brother killed himself
on the twenty-eighth Thursday of last year
and I missed four days of work
and my mom wanted to know ‘Why’.
My brother
he was always a fan of beauty
but what he did
was not beautiful at all.

And last week I got the news
that one of my good friends from high school
had overdosed
(again)
except this time
she’d gone too far
and now she was gone.
And I had a hard time falling asleep at night
and her mother
hugged me tight
and thanked me for coming to the service
but I did not
want to be there at all.
This is not
beautiful.

The girl down the street
would’ve turned 21 last year
and I can scarcely imagine
the wild times she would’ve
(should’ve)
had.
But she is buried six feet deep
after falling nearly 300
and she did not leave a note.
This is not
beautiful.

My freshman year of college
and my roommate was beautiful
and how I wanted to be just like her.
But she wore herself down
till she was
almost invisible
and if you blinked
you had to go and find her all over again.
So now her parents are no longer supporting her college tuition
but are paying her hospital bills
watching their daughter crumble.
This is not
beautiful.

So y’all can take your narcissistic
romanticizing
and glamorizing
of self harm and eating disorders and committing suicide
and shove them as far up your ass
as you possibly can.
Starvation is not beautiful.
Killing yourself is not beautiful.
Sadness
is not beautiful.
This note I am writing
is not beautiful.

But you
you are beautiful
and it’s about damn time you start believing it.

(via runiqu)

Well put

This is not okay….